I don't know why people say food in the military is bad... I was given a big chicken dinner!#Animals#Food#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.#Animals#Food#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish." - People who don't get how definitions work.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage#Animals#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp