I don't know why people say food in the military is bad... I was given a big chicken dinner!

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.

"I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish." - People who don't get how definitions work.

Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage