Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering "Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"

Angela Merkel visits Greece Angela Merkel goes on holiday to Greece. She reaches customs. Officer: Name? Merkel: Angela Merkel Officer: Nationality? Merkel: Deutsche Officer: Occupation? Merkel: Nein, not zis time, just for ze holidays

Why did Angela Merkel ban use of crabgrass lawn treatments? She was told they would stop the ""German nation""

Some racist jokes What is the difference between viruses and Arabs? Viruses can be cultured. What is the difference between viral infection and Arab immigration? Host doesn't always die from viral infection. What is the difference between Angela Merkel and Immune system of Aids patients? No difference. Both are incompetent at stopping nasty infestations.