If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?

I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous.

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier.