Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.

*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.

On this day in 1947 Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier, whereas Obama did nothing for America in ALL of 1947.