Oh, Ed! They should come up with something like Uber, but with horseback riding... Maybe call it Wilbur?#Wilbur#Uber#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.#Uber#Dating#Technology#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created#House And#Uber#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.#Uber#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
We need a ride home. "I called a Gruber" Don't you mean an Uber? [villain from 1988 Die Hard arrives in black Prius]#Gruber#Uber#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp