How to rap like Pit Bull: Spanish Spanish Spanish Mr Worldwide DALE!!

Howard and Dale walk into a bar They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv. ""So here's a question"" says Howard ""How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"" Dale thought for a minute and then said ""Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!""

An old man gets two doses of bad news from his doctor...But which is worse? ""Well Dale, your results are in... I have some bad news and some really bad news."" ""Just hit me with the worst first Doc. What's the really bad news? Get it out of the way."" The doctor takes a deep breath and prepares to tell Dale the news. ""Ok... Dale you do have lung cancer. Third stage and its aggressive."" Dale, stunned by the news lowers his head to his hands, obviously deeply troubled by the horrible news. You…

A penguin was driving through the South... A penguin was driving through the South, the Deep South in late August. ""Whew! It sure is hot!"" the penguin panted from behind the wheel of his car. Suddenly, the car fails the penguin and he has to push it down a bumpy road to the next town. He got out, and with all his strength in his weak flippers, he pushed the car over hill and dale. ""Whew!"" he sighed. As luck would have it, there was a mechanic in town, and he told the penguin that he'd have t…