I wanted to tell you a FedEx joke... But there was already one yesterday, and I don't want you to get FedUp.#Fedex#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing.#Fedex#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.#Santa Claus#Fedex#Walmart#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry#Fedex#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and I'm the town doctor.#Fedex#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp