If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada.

No matter who wins the election they are going to have a build a wall on the southern border of Canada.

The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that.

I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.