Little Susie is talking to her grandmother after her grandfather's funeral.... Susie, after her grandfather's funeral, goes to comfort her grandmother. ""Grandma,"" she asks,"" do you miss grandpa? ""Oh I miss him very much, but I know he's in a better place, and that he died doing something he loved very much."" Grandma replies, wiping away a tear. ""What was he doing?"" Susie wonders out loud. Grandma being rather old replies proudly ""Well each Sunday we'd spend the afternoon making sweet lov…

Racist Humor Told to me by my grandfather when I was a boy Clyde liked to drink in the morning before going to his job as a bus driver delivering African American children to their school. One morning he drank a little too much and while speeding he wrecked the bus sending it into a viscous tumbling roll. His body relaxed from the alcohol, Clyde suffered no injuries. He crawled from the wreckage and dug a hole where he tossed all the black kids into. He patted down the dirt on top as the sheriff…

An elderly couple die in a car wreck and appear at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets them and invites them in. He takes them to a nearby car lot and tells them to choose a car. The old man says, "I can't afford any of those cars." St. Peter tells him not to worry about it, because it's Heaven and the cars are there for his use...Ferrari, Bentley, Mercedes...any model, any color, just swap them out whenever you feel like it. They get into a Bentley and St. Peter takes them to their new home.…

Driving back from funeral yesterday: Stairway To Heaven *click* Tears In Heaven *click* Highway To Hell *click* Macarena! *leaves it*