Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying, “Disney World Left!” After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.

uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time

My wife dared me to yell out "HURRY UP HAYDEN" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn.

You know what I want A guy taking a overnight train settles down in his bunk in the sleeper car, he hears someone climb into the bunk below him. He looks down behind the curtain, its a beautiful blonde woman. She takes off her blouse and removes her falsies, she takes off her false eyelashes, she removes a fake eye, takes out her false teeth, and puts her prosthetic leg on the nightstand. Just then she looks up and see him. Naturally she is horrified and yells "" What do you want?"" He says "" Y…