I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers

*runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*

1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco

The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, "What's water?" so she wouldn't feel stupid.