Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but "German engineering" is also why I don't have so many cousins today.

So there are a group of engineers and a group of mathematicians heading to a conference They are sitting on a train together when both groups spot the train's ticket collector coming down the aisle. Quickly two of the engineers scuttle into the washroom, leaving the mathematicians confused. After the collector stamps all the mathematicians tickets he approaches the washroom and knocks. ""Ticket please"" A ticket slides under the door, and is stamped by the collector and returned. ""Thank you!"" …

The Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Enginner A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt. The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way. The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and e…

There were four engineers in a car.. ..A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and an IT engineer. They were driving down the road when the car suddenly broke down. ""It must be the engine!"" Said the mechanical engineer. ""Hang on, it's the battery, I know all about this."" Replied the electrical engineer. ""It has to be the fuel! I'm an expert on this you know."" The chemical engineer chimed in. ""Nah, nah. I know what it is."" Said the IT engineer. ""We all have to …