Two Spanish fisherman are boasting about their Biggest catch... my father's favourite joke. Two Spanish fishermen are relaxing in the *puerto*, and begin to relate to each other their best catches. One goes,' the other day, I caught a massive *bacalao* that was at least four metres long' The other fisherman was clearly impressed, and began to relate his story. 'A few days ago, I was fishing and I caught a motorcycle in the net. But that's not all, it was an ancient motorcycle from World War 2, and, get this, it had its lights on!' 'That's bollocks', goes the fisherman. To which the other goes 'Tell you what buddy, if you remove two meters from your *bacalao* I'll turn its lights off.'