Old Soldier Old George was at our favorite saloon drinking with the guys. He had had more than a few and got to talking about his time as a soldier, which he never had before. ""You know,"" Old George was saying, ""when I was in the Infantry in Nam I was a fearsome soldier. There was one time I killed 17 NVA with one bullet....No gun, just one bullet. Once I threw a grenade and it killed 19 VC....before it exploded and killed 10 more.... Another time I was crawling around in the jungle at night and snuck up on a squad of VC rolled up in their blankets asleep. So I slowly and very quietly pushed them all to line them up together and took all them out with one stab of my trusty machete.... And then there was that time when I was surrounded by a whole company of vicious NVA troops. They came at me all at once in a charge. They threw grenades and shot at me with RPG's to blow me up. They shot me with machine guns and rifles and came on to skewer me with their bayonets...... Of course, they killed me deader than a doornail..... Or they thought they did..... But I still had one bullet.....""