A small collection of my favorite science jokes A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" ""For you, sir, no charge!""   What's 2 times 2? Physicist: ""After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!"" Mathematician: ""After some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!"" Engineer: ""4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.""   Three logicians walk into a bar. ""You all want …

A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders a beer. A nearby patron asks ""Hey buddy! What's your dog's name?"" ""Engineer"" the man replies. ""Engineer?"" the other asks. ""If I kick him will, he make a bolt for the door?"" he laughs. ""No,"" the man replies, ""but he can make a spring for your nuts.""

Ten Science Jokes for Nerds * I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down. * I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. * Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers. * Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. * Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell. * A group of protesters in front of a physics lab: ""What do we want?"". ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"". ""Irrelevant."" * What…

A small collection of my favorite science jokes A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” “For you, sir, no charge!”   What's 2 times 2? Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!” Mathematician: “After some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!” Engineer: “4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.”   Three logicians walk into a bar. “You all want a beer?” t…