Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder.#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead.#Animals#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp