HER GOLDFISH DIED Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when Her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, ""What are you doing there, Nancy?"" ""My goldfish died,"" replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, ""and I`ve just buried him."" The neighbour was very concerned. ""That`s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn`t it?"" Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, ""That`s because he`s inside your freakin cat.""