I was walking through a mall near Portland and I saw that there was a ""Muslim"" book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, ""Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"" The clerk said, ""F--- off, get out and stay out!"" I said, ""Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback? ""