Dankest weed Two guys are sitting at a table in a Caffe and talking about their use of marijuana. The first man says: ""My dealer got me weed so powerful that when I smoked it, I halucinated for five hours."" The second man says: ""Thats nothing, You need to try this. Got it last week, and the strangest thing happened. I go home and run to the balcony. I light it and take a puff, when suddenly a large yellow orb flies over the sky. I am freaking out at this point and take another puff to calm myself down. The yellow orb passes over once again. I decided enough was enough and got back inside, where I saw my mother. Apparently I was on the balcony for two days.""