A drunk man calls his wife from a payphone.... Man: ""honeey, imba gunda needya *hic* gonda needya to come git me"" Wife:""Honey where are you?"" Man:""I'm inda phone box"" Wife:""I understand that, you sound quite drunk, what street are you on?"" Man:""I'mbin da phone box onda corna.."" Wife:""Oh good, you're on a corner, read the street signs and I'll come pick you up"" Man:""Ughh... o. o. one sec, holdon"" The man pops his head out of booth and reads the signs, and gets back on the phone with his wife. Man ""Hon *hic* Honey. I'm inda phone box on da corna"" Wife: ""The corner of where? Did you read the signs?"" Man ""I'm onda corna of Telephone and Telephone"" EDIT: Removed link as per guildelines.