The President of the United States and the Prime minister of Canada are comparing their bodyguards. The president orders his secret service agent to jump off a 40 foot platform. The agent heisitates and does so. The Canadian Prime minster now requests his highly trained guard to jump from the same spot. Guard replies: ""Here's a kilogram of cocaine. You jum....WAIT!! I WAS JOKING MR PRIME MINISTER!! SHITT!!""