I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes... He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?

What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home.

If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack

Topical Jokes for 10/27 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) In Portland, they held a competition to see who had the best beard and mustache. The winner was a complete loser. ...first prize in the beard contest was a record of band that broke up before they recorded a song, and an enormous jar filled with apathy. In Toronto, Rob Ford has lost his reelection bid. Ford's opponent won with the slogan, ""I am Not Rob Ford."" ...Rob Ford gave a tear-filled concession…