3 guys on a plane A plane full of people starts to go down. The captain says "" we have too much weight on board everyone needs to throw something out."" First a Canadian man walks over and throws out his hockey puck, then an American throws out his baseball, and a terrorist throws one of his bombs out. The plane lands safe and as the captain walks down the street he sees a man crying so he asks him ""why are you crying?"" he said ""a hockey puck came from the sky and hit me in the head."" He sees a second man he is crying he asks "" what happened to you?"" He said a baseball came out of nowhere and hit me in the head."" Then he noticed a fire down the street he runs over and a man is laughing uncontrollably the captain said "" what happened here? How is this funny?"" The laughing man said "" I farted and my house blew up."" The end