A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. ""Go on,"" said the Scot, ""have another drink."" The Englishman drank gratefully. ""But don't you want one, too?"" he asked the Scotsman. ""Perhaps,"" replied the Scotsman, ""after the police have gone