Jamaica has declared war on drugs. Actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs.

It's "aisle" not "isle." If someone's on the "alcohol isle" that means they're in Jamaica, not at the grocery store.

What's the earliest joke you can remember? Here's mine: These two: ""My wife went to the West Indies"" ""Jamaica?"" ""No, she went of her own accord."" ""My wife went to the East Indies"" ""Jakarta?"" ""No, she went by plane.""

A Blonde boards a airplane... A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, ""I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."" The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats ""I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good…