*strums ukulele* This one goes out to my ex wife, Lucy. It's called "I know how much you hate ukuleles so I wrote a 9 minute ukulele song"

The Pig Head!! So one day lucy wakes up and her husband (jake) tells her that he wants a good lunch keep in mind this is 9 am in the morning.So lucy says yes of course jake (husband).After breakfast she goes to the market where she starts to prep for lunch.She grabs some soda some garlic,carrot,green peppers etc..After that she heads to the butcher and ask if he can give her the biggest pig head he had so he goes and gets the biggest one he could find.Lucy then says are you sure this is the bigg…

A husband tells his wife about the car crash he got into... Husband: Hey, I got in a car crash today. I got hurt real bad, I broke my arm and fractured my wrist. I also sprained my ankle and the car nearly exploded! Luckily Lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple days in hospital but I'm fine now. Wife: Who's Lucy?

Hindi jokes Indian husband wife jokes (हिंदी के चुटकुले): पति और पत्नी के बीच का रिश्ता ही ऐसा होता (Husband wife) है कि, जिसमें बिना प्यार, हंसी, मज़ाक, नोक, झोंक, लड़ाई के (Husband wife jokes) कोई मज़ा ही नहीं आता है। अगर आपके और आपके पार्टनर के बीच का (Jokes hindi) रिश्ता भी पानी पुरी के पानी की तरह ही तीखा और मीठा (Funny jokes in Hindi) ज़ायकेदार है। तो ये चुटकुले उन्हें बहुत ही गजब लगेंगे, देखें हंसा-हंसाकर घनचक्कर करने वाले पति-पत्नी (Indian Husband wife jokes) के मज़ेदार जोक्स। जिन्हें आप…