A little girl was drawing a picture of Jonah inside the whale in class... Her teacher asked her ""What's that?"" ""It's Jonah inside the belly of the whale from the Bible."" She replied The teacher, an atheist, told her ""You know that didn't really happen."" She kept drawing ""When I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah."" ""What if he's not in heaven? The teacher admonished. The girl, still drawing ""Then you ask him""

A teacher was having an argument with her student They were discussing whether a whale could swallow a human whole. Teacher: It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human whole Student: But in the bible Jonah was swallowed by a whale Teacher: I still do not believe a whale could swallow a human whole Student: Fine when i go to heaven il go ask Jonah myself Teacher: And what if he went to hell? Student: Than you ask her

Never Argue With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, ""When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."" The teacher asked, ""What if Jonah went…

Religious little Johnny and his teacher... were talking about whales. The teacher said that even though whales are big, their throats are very small, so they couldn't swallow a large animal, like a human. ""But,"" little Johnny cried,""Jonah was swallowed by a whale in the bible."" The teacher sighed and said, ""The bible must have been wrong in that story, because it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human!"" Little Johnny thought, and said,""Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask…