A Sunday School teacher read a passage from the Old Testament book of Jonah to her class: ""And the Lord appointed a great fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. Then Jonah prayed to the Lord his God from the belly of the fish, saying 'I called to the Lord our of my distress and He answered me.' ... and the Lord spoke to the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land."" (Jonah 1:17 -- 2:2, 10) When she had finished reading, the teacher…

A little girl was drawing a picture of Jonah inside the whale in class... Her teacher asked her ""What's that?"" ""It's Jonah inside the belly of the whale from the Bible."" She replied The teacher, an atheist, told her ""You know that didn't really happen."" She kept drawing ""When I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah."" ""What if he's not in heaven? The teacher admonished. The girl, still drawing ""Then you ask him""

An exam in ornithology class. An ornithology class is about to take an exam. Every student is sitted in their chair, then, the teacher proceeds to give all a single bird claw to every student. - **Teacher**: Ok, I want you, with those meres claws, to identify when was born, when did it die and what bird species was alive. A student rises his hand: - **Student**: But how the actual hell can we know that with only a crap of claw?! - **Teacher**: So, Are you telling me you can not? - **Student**: O…

Never Argue With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, ""When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."" The teacher asked, ""What if Jonah went…