dear matt Damon for Halloween I think you should go as Matt Demon or Good Will Haunting. text me if you do

In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'

Just saw The Martian. If Matt Damon was alone on Mars, who was filming him that whole time? Clearly fake

I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?