They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?

I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license.

If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear.

Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that