Compilation Why are pakis bad soccer players? Everytime they get a corner, they open a store. How do you stop a paki war-tank? Shoot the guys pushing it. What do you do if you run over a paki? Reverse. Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath. Fifteen skinheads chased a Pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him. Eventually, the police arrived and arrested everyone. One of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen. When the clerk replied, ""Yes,"" the cop asked why he didn't help out. ""I thought fifteen was enough,"" came the reply. What do you call 50 pakis at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. Q : What do you call a Paki on the moon?... A : Problem... Q : What do you call 10 Pakis on the moon?... A : Problem... Q : What do you call 100 Pakis on the moon?... A : Problem... Q :What do you call all the Pakis on the moon?... A : ................ Problem Solved!