Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted production because everyone kept getting viruses.#Microsoft#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Breaking: Microsoft announces the Monkees catalog now available on Zune.#Microsoft#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it.#Microsoft#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!#Microsoft#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
No Microsoft, I don't want to Send an Error Report. Snitches get stitches.#Microsoft#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp