A blonde teenager wanting to earn some extra money... A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a ""handy-woman"" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. ""Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"" he said, ""How much will you charge me?"" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, ""How about $50?"" The man a…

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked ""Is someone in your house?"" He said ""No, but some people are breaking into…

One spelling mistake in a hurry can make a hell.. One spelling mistake in a hurry can make a hell.. ! Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an ""e"" in the last word of a letter. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.... He wrote ""Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her !!""

paint my porch A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a ""handy-woman"" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. ""Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"" he said. ""How much would you charge me?"" The blonde quickly responded, ""How about $50?"" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in…