A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests

Ellen Pao walked into a bar The bar bent. Bartender served her 3 sets of jumbo meals. Bartender had to repair the door.

Mao Zedong, Stalin, Hitler, and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... (user was banned for this post)

A joke most likely to get me banned by Ellen Pao So, a man walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" The flattered woman replies, "You really think so?" The guy says, "Oh of course! Most tables would have collapsed by now."