Hitler and Stalin in a bar A man walks into a bar a sees who he thinks are Hitler and Stalin. He asks the bartender who confirms his suspicion. The man turns toward Hitler and Stalin and asks, ""What are you talking about?"" Hitler says, ""Oh I'm coming up with a plan to kill 14 million Jews and a bicycle repairman."" The man asks, ""Why the bike repairman?"" Hitler turns to Stalin and says, ""See I told you no one cares about the Jews!""

Hitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and asks the barman if that's Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says yes.The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. ""We're planning world war 3"" says Stalin. ""We're going to kill 14 million Jews and 1 bike repair man"" says Hitler. ""Why the bike repair man?"" The patron asks. Hitler says to Stalin ""See? i told you no one would ask about the Jews""

A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin... A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin sitting at a table. He walks up to them and asks what they are doing. Hitler says were planning WW3. The man asks what's going to happen this time. Hitler says this time were going to kill 15 million Jews and a bicycle repair man. The man asks why a bicycle repair man. Hitler turns to Stalin and says see I told you know one would care about the 15 million Jews.

[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE