Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.

Blonde School Girl A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: ""Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"" ""Yes, darling, very good."" Answers the mom. ""Is that because I'm blonde?"" she asks. ""Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."" The mom says. Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: ""Mummy, today at school we learnt…

God Damn Loch Ness Monster "" I met my cousin for the first time at a family reunion. Her dad, my uncle, was kick of a kick up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family so I didn't meet her until I was 14. She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle when she laughed. She was super quiet and always texting or listening to music. After diner she came up to my room and asked, ""Wanna smoke some weed?"" in a n excited tone. ""Sure"" I said. We both e…

It's raining as a drunk man stumbles up to a bus stop... It's raining as a drunk man stumbles up to a bus stop, and starts talking with a very well dressed sober man already standing there. As they chat, the dapper fellow sees a beautiful blonde woman holding an umbrella about to walk past. As she passes, the dapper fellow says to her ""tickle your ass with a feather?"" to which the blonde says with startled anger ""what did you just say to me"". The man responds ""particularly nasty weather"". …