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Vacancy announcements these days Required qualifications: - Work experience of 50 years or more; - Incumbent must defeat a dragon; - Willingness to work on weekends and holidays; - Helicopter piloting licence; - Ability to programme in any language imaginable; - Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppr intrmdit level; - Daily acquisition of 100,500 new clients; - Understanding of thermonuclear fusion; - Experience organising concerts of Cannibal Corpse in Saudi Arabia; - Confidence in using telekinesis; - High concentration of midi-chlorians in the blood; - Gold or silver medal from the Olympics; - Nobel prize in physics would be an asset. What we offer: - A chair, hot water. - Comfortable office in an abandoned mental asylum across from the cemetery.

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