Little Jack did not like it at school In math-class his teacher asked him; ""Tell me, if you have five apples and I ask for one, how many apples do you have then?"" ""Five"", Jack said and gave her a grumpy stare. Sorry if repost, stole and translated it from a party-frotune coockie-looking thing we have in my country. I don't even know what they're called in my language...