New Julia Roberts Movie [OC] Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, Julia Roberts is releasing a new movie. It's about a legal secretary who exposes the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin go Bragh-kovich.

My favorite bad Christmas joke Dolf is the weatherman at KTVY, the local CBS affiliate in Kansas City. He's also a closet communist, and has a bit of an anger management problem. During their Christmas Eve broadcast Dolf forecasts a cold and rainy Christmas day, then turns it over to Erin, the anchor he's been dating for the past few months: ""Dolf, are you sure its just rain for tomorrow? I bet everyone's praying for a little snow tonight!"" ""No no Erin, just rain for tomorrow"" ""Are you sure…

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. ""Help!"" Paddy shouted ""Oi'm sinkin'!"" Don't worry"" assured Mick. ""Next to the Strong Muldoon Oi'm the strongest man in Erin and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there."" Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts Mick said to Paddy ""Shure an' Oi can't do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone mebbe but Oi'll have to get some help."" As Mic…