Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead.

Dating Tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs.

the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy

What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.