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A man with terminal cancer gets frozen... Then, he gets awakened in 2060 when they can cure his cancer. The first thing he does when he learns he's in 2060 is call his broker: Well, mister Smith, your total net worth today is $3,405,444,102.26. Upon learning he's a multibillionnaire, he leaps of joy and slips in some reverie, until a little voice chimes in on the phone: Operator here, your three minutes are up. Please put two million dollars in the phone!

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Joke ID: 01KKTNBBG4JEJGB5RSWC415VMY

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