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An Irish descendant of Winston Churchill learns about a potential ban of alcohol in his country. ""We shall defend our Ireland, whatever the cost may be, we shall drink on the beaches, we shall drink many rounds, we shall drink in the fields and in the streets, we shall drink in the hills; we shall never surrender.""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNBB35Q4JCYZY2NFYY4A70

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