A tourist wearing a Canadian shirt in Belgium, a Belgian approaches the tourist Belgian: ""Hey man do you have time for a few questions?"" Tourist: ""Sure man!"" Belgian: ""What is your favorite football team?"" Tourist: ""Cowboys."" Belgian: ""What are you Height and weight?"" Tourist: ""160 pounds; 5 feet 7."" Belgian: ""How much is a ton?"" Tourist: ""2000 pounds?"" Belgian: ""Yep, you are definitely a Canadian.""