Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him.#Animals#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food#Animals#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
PIG: "I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon" PSYCHIATRIST: "I'll cure you" PIG: "Oh God, not you too"#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish." - People who don't get how definitions work.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp