Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10.

Life lesson One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, ""You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."" A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. ""Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?"" asks the little boy. …

One Day, All the Children in Ms. Jennifer's Class Were Learning About Politics Ms. Jennifer began the lesson, ""We'll start with the liberal party. Liberals believe in equality for all and that everything should be fair."" Now, this sounded pretty grand to all the first graders, so when Ms. Jennifer asked, ""Which of you are Liberals like me?"" The result was nearly unanimous! After all, the teacher must be right, right? That was what the entire class thought, anyhow. The entire class, except li…

When I was fourteen years old, my father gave me an advice for my swimming lessons.. I listened, went to the lesson and after coming back, I talked to him. Me: ""Do you remember what you said earlier? You should put a potato in your speedo to impress the girls! I did that."" He: ""So, how did it work?"" Me: ""Well, you should've told me to put the potato in the front of my speedo.""