A blonde walks into an electronics store... and says to an employee, ""Excuse me sir, I'd like to purchase that TV."" while pointing. The employee says ""We don't sell to blondes."" The blonde leaves as wonders what she can do about this. The next day, the same lady goes to the store with her hair dyed black and says, ""Excuse me sir, I'd like to purchase that TV."" The employee says ""We don't sell to blondes."" Frustrated, the blonde comes back one more time with her hair dyed brown and says, …

Yet another dumb blonde joke. A blonde walks into a department store. She walks over to an employee and says ""I'd like to buy that TV over there"". The employer looks at her and then says ""Sorry, we don't sell to blondes here"". So the blonde leaves. The next day, she comes back with her hair died brunette and again asks ""How much for the TV over there?"". Again, the employee says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes"". Surprised, but not phased, the blonde returns home and dies her hair black…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: ""How many D's are there in ""INDIANA JONES""""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds ""One"". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates. The redhead is next. The process goes about t…

Sleep An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor's office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood," she said."They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."" “I'm going to prescribe some sleeping pills," said the doctor."A few of these and your troubles will be over." “Great," said the blonde."I'll try anything." A few weeks later, the blonde returned, looking worse than ever."Doctor, it didn't work! I'm more tired than before!"" “I don't understand how…