A blonde enters an electronics shop And is looking for a nice new television. She spots a really nice looking one in the shop and asks one of the employees how much it costs. The employee answers: ""i'm sorry ma'm we can't sell it to you."" The blonde angrily leaves the store but returns the next day disguised as an old lady. She asks the employee again how much the television costs. Again he replies: ""i'm sorry ma'm we can't sell it to you."" The blonde takes of het disguize and yells at the e…

A blonde walks into an electronics store... and says to an employee, ""Excuse me sir, I'd like to purchase that TV."" while pointing. The employee says ""We don't sell to blondes."" The blonde leaves as wonders what she can do about this. The next day, the same lady goes to the store with her hair dyed black and says, ""Excuse me sir, I'd like to purchase that TV."" The employee says ""We don't sell to blondes."" Frustrated, the blonde comes back one more time with her hair dyed brown and says, …

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: ""How many D's are there in ""INDIANA JONES""""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds ""One"". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates. The redhead is next. The process goes about t…

Sleep An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor's office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood," she said."They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."" “I'm going to prescribe some sleeping pills," said the doctor."A few of these and your troubles will be over." “Great," said the blonde."I'll try anything." A few weeks later, the blonde returned, looking worse than ever."Doctor, it didn't work! I'm more tired than before!"" “I don't understand how…