A good ole boy was driving his pickup truck in South Carolina. Two black men were walking along the side of the road when the truck suddenly veered and hit both of them, throwing one through the windshield and the other catapulting into a nearby field. Along came a sheriff who got out of his car and walked toward the scene shaking his head. ""We got us some serious crimes here! There gonna be some serious charges!"" said the sheriff. The good ole boy was very nervous. The sheriff continued, ""Ye…

I want a divorce A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as …

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever