Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie? It's rated arrrrrrrrr... How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A buck an ear! Aaaarrr! The radiation belts surrounding the earth were discovered almost simultaneously by Van Allen and another scientist named Fan. Van Allen published first, or else the earth would have a Fan Belt. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But put him in a car and the first thing he does is stick his head out the wind…

Have you ever wondered whether it is your dog or your wife who is your real friend?,"Yes? Well if you have, just try this experiment... Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk which one is really happy to see you?

Have you ever wondered whether it is your dog or your wife who is your real friend? Yes? Well if you have, just try this experiment... Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.